why do YOU hate java

sooooo i see that anonymous who posts in /prog/ alot hates java.

what's _your_ reason?

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ makes it a little harder, but when you do you blow your whole leg off.
Java just cuts your legs off before you start so you don't have to worry about shooting them. If you do need to go anywhere just do
WheelChair wheelChair = WheelChairFactory.getInstance().newWheelChair();
NurseKun nurseKun = NurseKunFactory.getInstance().newNurseKun();
nurseKun.push(wheelChair);