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Legendary DEVELOPERS

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 19:40

Dennis Ritchie >= Linux Tarballs > Richard Stallman > Larry Wall >= Satan > Eric S. Raymond

Discuss

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 19:53

Eric S. Raymond is not that bad. He has the balls to publicly claim what everyone knows but no one dares to say because it's "politically incorrect":

1. Bix noods are, in average, stupider
2. Sand niggers should be civilized

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 19:58

Knuth > Richard Stallman > me > Ken Thompson > Dennis Ritchie > djb > Theo de Raadt > Linux Tarballs >> Larry Wall >= Satan >>>>> Eric S. Raymond

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 20:55

jwz

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 21:03

jwz gave up and is a loser. Everyone uses firefox now because jwz quit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-16 23:33

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 8:58


While Croma is general-purpose, it was, as stated, designed with web programming in mind. Using an integrated web-server and interesting continuation-based techniques, Croma allows web-applications to be intuitively and naturally modelled in functional style. Programmers can ignore HTTP's statelessness; low-level details are automatically handled.

Web-applications written in Croma prove substantially shorter than in other languages, in terms of lines of code; a factor of 5 or more isn't uncommon. Savings of this magnitude lead to similar reductions in development time and project cost. The functional clarity of Croma programs, coupled with their brevity, make innovative new web-based applications possible, and their ongoing maintenance a more straightforward task.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 9:17

Guy Steele needs more love.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 11:28

Lambda: the Ultimate hentai grabber

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 15:20

10GET

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-17 17:22 (sage)

>>9
lambda is for furries.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 6:33

>>11
What with that Java? You steal my design patterns! You wonder why software crap now? Fur fags fack you!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 6:36

>>6

Well, that is pretty cool. I bet he gets the shit kicked out of him at school though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 8:20

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 9:35

All design patterns (C) Jax

Name: Bjarne Stroustrup 2006-12-18 12:17

I come back from grave of oblivion to say what this shit? More fuck up than my decisions. You give me creeps again!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 21:59

John Carmack!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-28 1:11

>>14

Eh FORTRAN isn't that bad, it should be a little higher up.  I personally don't use it, but I acknowledge it's a lot more powerful and flexible than friggin' VB and COBOL.  Feckin hell

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-28 22:50

FREEBASIC OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-30 12:33

>>17
Seconded.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-30 19:01

John Buynewhardware Carmack

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-31 8:05

Truly legendary developers aren't people you hear about in the news. They're too busy writing code to be super famous.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-31 19:51

>>22
Writing code for the AI that will destroy humankind.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 1:48

>>23
here's the code:

include <usa_political_manip>

int destroy_humankind()
{
  try
   {
   rig_election();
   start_war(country_t iraq);
   for (;existObject(humankind);) ;
   }
  catch (...) {
   nuke(nuketarget_t all);
   nuke(this);
   }
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 3:47

function destroy_humankind(){
 if(window.XMLHttpRequest()){
  for(var i in world){
   var x=new XMLHttpRequest();
   x.open("NUKE",i,true)
   x.send(da_bomb);
   delete(x);
  }
 }else
  location.href='http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/downloads/';;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 4:55

destroy_humankind = wait . elect $ democrats

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 6:20

4ChanThread *thread = [[4Chan boardWithName:4CHAN_PROG] threadWithID: 1166315460];
[thread over:YES]; //far too retarded of a thread to continue...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-01 6:30

LOOP:
JSR DESTROY_A_HUMAN
BNE LOOP
RTS

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 15:14

Charles Moore, Ville Mikael Turjanmaa, and anybody else who
writes complete operating systems with modern apps that fit on
a couple of floppies. Because smaller is better; because I
have to read the source.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 16:01

McCarthy, Backus, Knuth, Dijkstra, Hoare, Moore, etc

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 15:14

| Me

fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:50

Satori

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:14

The same could be   better implemented with   goto than a   and apply the   onmouseclick But please   for the internets   1 Pirates rape   steal and murder   Downloading a film   is not piracy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 15:22

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