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Point of C?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-14 21:50

Whats the purpose of C still existing??
Doesnt C++ stick its foot up C's ass or is C still around so B doesnt get lonely?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 9:42

Hmmm...

a
  b
a


Fail?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 9:44


a
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Hehelol

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 22:55

C exists because fucking pussies need it. Same with C++ and don't get me started on Java. Go find me a language faster than well-written ASM and I'll change career paths.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 23:17

a career built around asm! no wonder you're such a bitter old fart.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 23:43

>>43

ASM is for pussies.  Real programmers figure out the binary representations of all the CPU instructions their program is to run and then ALT+(number) the bytes one-by-one in notepad and saves it to an .exe.  If it doesn't run then you're a fucking noob and a FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 0:04

notepad? Nigger, I roll with magnetic fields on the platter itself

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 0:34

magnetic fields?  you fucking pussy.  I bark orders at the hard drive and IT FUCKING DOES WHAT I TELL IT

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 0:54

I'm too poor to have a hard drive :'( I use Knoppix...

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 7:49

bark at the hard drive? what a n00b, i telepatically convince the computer to BE MY BITCH

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 9:19

telepacy? Jackass, I create universes where the drives have the information I want when they SHIP FROM THE FACTORY

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 10:35

>>49
John Romero?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-19 11:38

John Romero?
busted!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-20 6:23

>>32
i lol'd

Also C > *.
except asm.
now fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 3:02

(> Lisp *)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 8:29

>>54
(fag you)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 13:11

>>55
fag is not a function:
*** - EVAL: undefined function FAG
The following restarts are available:
USE-VALUE      :R1      You may input a value to be used instead of (FDEFINITION 'FAG).
RETRY          :R2      Retry
STORE-VALUE    :R3      You may input a new value for (FDEFINITION 'FAG).
ABORT          :R4      ABORT

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-24 13:31

The purpose of C existing? So that shitbricks like you can post on boards such as this. Without C, there would be no unix. Oh, neither would Windows exist. Nor would C++. Nor would Java. Oh Shi-

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 6:33

>>57
Microsoft would have written a Java compiler in QuickBasic?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-25 17:57

>>58
No, they built QuickBasic in Java lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-26 5:45

>>59
That would mean they have a time machine
Redmond is Area 52

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-26 10:05

>>2

Pure win (even though I don't completely agree)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-26 21:36

>>11
lol you failed, like ruby

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-27 1:12

>>62
lol you failed, like an old fucking troll who comes too late

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:08

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