if you in (depressed, sadness, resignation):
print 'me, my sweetheart'
if feel(you) is 'lonely' or feel(you) is 'neglected':
talk_me(this)
while always:
I.take_care(you)
if you.love() is not me:
# I will follow in the madness
# I will
break # down...
for emotion in my.heart:
try:
your.lover = me
except:
your.best_friend = me
if you.hate(me):
love(me)
elif I.annoying():
love(me)
else:
love(me, how='deeply', when='now')