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To Japanese programmers

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 7:04

If you are a Japanese programmer, please read:

USE UNICODE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 10:28 (sage)

USE UTF-8 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 10:36

USE UTF-16 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Fixed because only steers and queers use UTF-8 systems. OH SHI-

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 10:45

Unicode in Unicode transformation format is better than Shit_JIS or any other 8-shits locale.

Oh and programming 1-2-3, special chapter: What University didn't tell you:
1 Byte does not equal 1 character!!! OMGWTFLOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 13:57

>>4
C:\> EDIT WI~1.EXE

ONE CHARACTER PER BYTE ASSHAT!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 14:21

>>4

Actually, my University did teach me that

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 15:48

>>3
Little-endian UTF-16, big-endian UTF-16, or UTF-16 with byte-order-markers?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 17:06

>>7
Again, any Unicode Transformation Format is fine; preferrably with BOM, but it can be detected without; and when working on Windows, it's always UTF-16 LE anyways.

That is, unless you have a small penis. For example, to read from the console, you can call either:

ReadConsoleA <-- For small or "Asian" penis
ReadConsoleW <-- For big or "Westerner" penis

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 17:08

>>7
Use UTF-128, you'll have less problems recompiling your code in a million years.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 18:28

>>9
In the future we won't need unicode because letters will be deprecated.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 19:03

>>10
In the future we won't need code because computers will be deprecated.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 19:37

To people reading japanese code


STOP BEING SUCH A WEEABOO and go do something other than looking at a game's source code

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 19:41

I was not looking at games source code. I was having problems running games because they expect my 8-shits locale to use Shit_JIS, while I'm using Shitdows-1252. Hence, stuff is broken because of poor programmers not doing Unicode.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 20:15

Will never happen since the larger of the computer corps. want to create regons like the dvd regons but for computers.
Especially Macintosh, Microsoft and those dumbasses trying to preserve the ANSI.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 6:11

>>14
:(

Regions should be declared illegal in my country. If they want to sell anything here, it must play anything from any region.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 14:06

>>5

Ever since some WindowsXP update, edit (and other DOS apps that switch text-modes, like Nethack) freezes cmd.exe.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 23:34

A dude wrote :

If you are a Japanese programmer, please read:

USE UNICODE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!



wow u're so rite

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 1:25

>>7
Middle endian FTW

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 4:57

>>16
lol, don't use fullscreen

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 5:23

They use whatever standard is familiar to them Just like some use ASCII

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 6:44

If you are a Japanese guy, please read:

STOP USING CHINESE CHARACTERS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 7:28

>>15
then your country will receive jack and shit for imports as far as movies go.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 9:36

You bitch about Japanese programmers, but English programmers are just as fucking stupid. For instance, try finding a free file shredder than can recognize files with multi-byte characters. Even better, FreeCommander still cannot deal with Unicode file names correctly--and it's a fucking file browser.

In short: bitches don't know shit outside their tiny penis world.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 9:41

When the hell are they going to increase CHAR_BIT beyond 8 so we don't have to bother with this bullshit, anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 10:07

>>23
GNU shred works fine for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 10:15

Profs at university here will tell you: OKAY GUYS, THIS IS A STRING: const char* string = "HELLO WORLD!". (Most of the time they will even omit const and let their studends figure out the hard way that writing to such a string is a bad idea). Anyway, in 4 years of university, not a single person ever mentioned wchar_t, character encoding, character set conversion or anything else you'd need in a post-90's programming environment.

I figure that Japanese people would have the same problems. It works fine on their computer, so why bother and change it? Those westerners can fuck themselves, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 11:04

>>25
wtf r u takin about?
It's a fucking command-line program, so unless your terminal can handle multi-byte characters, there's no way to pass it a UTF-16 string. And even if you could, I'm willing to bet my e-penis that it will choke on its POSIX bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 11:05

>>26
It's a perfectly valid utf8 string.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 11:17

>>26
I figger your moms a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 11:24

>>27
>>27
HOT GAY SEX?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 12:01

>>27
My terminal does not care about that, I just have to find the file with my shell's tab-completion.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:08

Lain.

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Xarn is a bad boyfriend

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bumpu

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