Help the idiot plox!

Hey. I could use some help hear. i cant get my code to work. yes i know this is stupid as sin but its for a class. I have to place 3 names in order alphabeticly. how the names get in is unimportant, but what i need is the code to sort the names. you all would be tits ass kewl if you could tell me the right lines for this cuz i am tired of failling. lol.

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Java sucks at sorting its crappy lists, and no matter how hard you try, you can't fix it.

Oh and compareTo, lol, equals and compareTo must be the gayest methods ever. Because a.equals(b) is so much clearer and fine than a == b; uglyCased methods deliver lower TCO thanks to its operational efficiency and enterprise-grade scalability.