Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 13:42
did you ever use a program that was buggy, and you wondered how the authors could have released it. don't they use the program themselves? how could they not be aware of the bugs?
// ACTUALLY INCLUDE LIBRARIES YOU USE
#include <stdio.h>
// Super High Infrastructure Technology Operating System
// v2.01 COMPLETE RELEASEVERSION3 NOT BETA
//
// Theory of operation:
// Programs run best when they have direct access to the hardware
// and don't have to go through an intermediate software solution
// to function. Furthermore, introduction of such a software layer
// (better known as 'kernel', 'BIOS', etc. to primitive minds) only
// serves to introduce bugs while decreasing execution speed. By
// eliminating the entire notion of operating system services, we
// assure maximum performance. Programs are all expected to write
// directly to hardware.
int main ( void )
{
if( puts("Welcome to Shit OS") == EOF )
return 1
else
return 0;
}Now your bloatware is compilable C99. It should pass the lint test.