I tried growing a beard

...but I ended up taking my pants off too much.

Why do people use C when there's C++ anyway? C is so... unorganised.

Why do people use C when there's C++:

My main reason: Exceptions. I hate exceptions. When you realize that most people using computers are idiots, there can be no exceptions. Failure is a given. I recognize three exceptions, all three of which may not be caught by a compiler:

1. Stack Overflow. Been there, done that, had a program that would cause a stack overflow on Windows XP, but not on Windows 98. And the 98 computer had less RAM.
2. Segmentation Fault. Invalid Page Fault, whatever you want to call it. In a protected mode environment, accessing memory not owned by the program.
3. Integer Division by Zero. Nuff said.