I tried growing a beard

...but I ended up taking my pants off too much.

Why do people use C when there's C++ anyway? C is so... unorganised.

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You're a troll, i'm sure i know every instruction of the assemblers you've EVER HEARD OF.
SPARC, MIPS, 8086, Z80, PDP11, WHATEVER. BRING IT BITCH

Lisp offers great abstraction, and YOU'RE A MORON BECAUSE C OR C++ ARE NOT CLOSE TO THE MACHINE.
INFACT, THEY HAVE *NO RELATIONSHIP* WITH THE MACHINE.
YOU FUCKING NOOB.