PERL STANDS FOR

(ﾟДﾟ) POORLY EMULATOED RUBY

Lol at the perl porter. Like a typical perl newb he's such a fuck tard he can't do it right. Ala cpan style. Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should. Also if you're porting to perl you need to learn how objects work.

Perl is way more flexible than ruby.