WHAT THE HELL DOES PHP STAND FOR

W3SCHOOLS SAYS

PHP
P HYPERTEXT PROCESSOR

WHY THE HELL

IS THERE A P

THAT STANDS FOR NOTHING?

It's PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.

It's a fucking <b>RECURSIVE ARCONYM</b>. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive_acronym

It's like asking what GNU stands for. It stands for <b>GNU's Not Unix</b>.