Perl

Superior and beutiful. I would like to hear from you reasons for disliking perl and code examples that illustrate the reasons thanks.

I use perl all the time. I think it does a good job but there are many problems.

Try putting file handles in an array and going print $a[2] "FUCK";
That doesn't work.

Bareword file handles fuck everything up. The comma operator fucks shit up and makes lots of things unclear.

Many modules use stupid IO routines and don't allow you to provide your own interfaces (think proxying).

Tonnes of gay little corner cases all over the place.

No OO or namespaced interfaces to built in functions.

Dumb shit like determining if a string is a number or not.