Your funny comments

Talk about funny comments you write/find in code you work with.

I've produced fine stuff like:

/** WARNING: This code is database-dependent.
 * I don't give two hoots about it.----------
// Get DTD seelction from theme
// <some code I just commented>
//Only not...----------
if <some UI assertion failed>:
    stupid = True

#then, later on

if stupid:
    <display some extra help>

So I just spent the past 15 minutes grepping my codebase for comments and found very little humorous. Apparently I'm not funny. This is all I found that was relevant, and it isn't even really a joke:

// C++ is officially fucking retarded. you have to define an implementation
// of pure virtual destructors.                                           
Foo::~Foo() {}