is it true that you guys can

hack into my computer and steal my illegal porn? and then make my computer explode infront of my face but not before you throw up a 10 second counter on my screen as soon as i turn it on?

if this function halts, then yes, else, no

function searchForOddPerfectNumber()
     var int n:=1     // arbitrary-precision integer
     loop {
         var int sumOfFactors := 0
         for factor from 1 to n-1
             if factor is a factor of n
                 sumOfFactors := sumOfFactors + factor
         if sumOfFactors = n then
             exit loop
         n := n + 2
     }
     return