>>1
Yes.
>hack into my computer
First I dox you. Should be easy enough. Then a little SE and you'll open the payload yourself.
>and steal my illegal porn?
A simple FTP serv on your computer will do the trick.
>and then make my computer explode infront of my face
I'll get in your home at night and fill your cd player with explosive
>but not before you throw up a 10 second counter on my screen as soon as i turn it on?
Then I'll flash your BIOS to display the counter and power-on the cd player's laser at full power.
You're already dead kiddo.