INVENT THE WORST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

1. you can define keywords, operators, grammar rules, general concepts endorsed by the language, etc.
2. do your worst
3. we are starting from the ground up, so it is prohibited to import complete keyword sets from an existing language (no OK, ALL JAVA KEYWORDS, THREAD OVER, HURRRRRRRRRR)
4. and we need a name for this language as well

I think we should design a number system which will be based on syllables. 1,7,11,27,107,117, etc

And do it backward. Also, I like >>18's idea of syntax errors in the form of a short riddle. But perhaps they should be in the form of a small dose of ritalin, just to keep the programmers on the edge.