INVENT THE WORST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

1. you can define keywords, operators, grammar rules, general concepts endorsed by the language, etc.
2. do your worst
3. we are starting from the ground up, so it is prohibited to import complete keyword sets from an existing language (no OK, ALL JAVA KEYWORDS, THREAD OVER, HURRRRRRRRRR)
4. and we need a name for this language as well

all keywords and functions will start with either l (L) or I (capital i) followed by five numbers. bracket equivelents in C will be } to open a block and { to close it. line comments begin with #\#/* . there are no block comments. also, things must be indented with 9 spaces AND have the brackets.

everything must have a ! at the end of it. variables are referenced in strings with $[variablenameq


I98276! l39732!(l82765!) } #\#/* defining a function
         I32948! l82765!;      #\#/* print the argumnt

         l202834!  = l298376!();
 
         I32948!("HELLO $[l202834q");
{

l39732!(!"hay wats ur name?!");