/prog/ - INVENT THE WORST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 1:18

1. you can define keywords, operators, grammar rules, general concepts endorsed by the language, etc.
2. do your worst
3. we are starting from the ground up, so it is prohibited to import complete keyword sets from an existing language (no OK, ALL JAVA KEYWORDS, THREAD OVER, HURRRRRRRRRR)
4. and we need a name for this language as well

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 7:31

Lambdas are only one expression long. Indentation is enforced by the interpreter. Only one thread may run at a time. No TCO. Literals for everything in the core syntax. No way to add new syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 15:26

Unreadable shit. S-expressions. Parentheses everywhere. S-expressions. Indentation cannot be made significant. S-expressions. No way to improve surface syntax. Have to pick between three language flavours, one that features verbose-as-fuck macros, another that features different namespaces for functions and variables, and one designed by someone who thinks conj is a great catch-all name for adding things to collections. S-expressions. Parentheses all over the fucking place. Oatmeal with toenail clippings.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 20:13

>>161-162
Clash of the ~~titans~~ faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 22:04

>>163
fuck you fagstorm

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 22:12

>>166
your dubs are shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 22:26

>>165
check em

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 23:19

>>165
shit dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 0:43

code is nested by reducing the font size

when you have a series of nested while loops the text gets smaller and smaller

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 8:17

>>168
That's actually a good idea for an editor, particularly in the context of a programming class.

Name: Sgt.Kabu銐kiman륢 2012-05-28 19:22

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:21

ANCIENT THREAD RESURRECTED

INVENT THE WORST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

1 Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 1:18

161 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 7:31

162 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 15:26

163 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 20:13

164 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 22:04

165 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 22:12

166 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 22:26

167 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 23:19

168 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 0:43

169 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 8:17

170 Name: Sgt.Kabu銐kiman륢 2012-05-28 19:22

171 Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:21