Request translation into Perl

I'm testing something, and I'm stuck trying to write a Perl equivalent of this function because Perl's syntax is made of ugly, rudimentary, hack and fail. Could you please show me how to do this very simple thing in Perl?

function f($i = 1, $r = 17) {
    return --$r <= 0 ? null : array($i => f($i + 2, $r), $i + 1 => f($i + 3, $r));
}
Thanks!

>>24
I was making two points, my dear Perl fanboy: 1. PHP is better at what's most important, and 2. Python is a better solution to both anyways.