>>10
Have you read any PHP books? No? Ok.
BTW, I mix functional-style code with OO and structured code.
There is this thing which us highly productive adults value about books as opposed to random joe's online articles: QUALITY.
And before you keep praising your tiny e-penis, if you had taken a look at PHP books and the official PHP docs at php.net you'd realize what's the quality thing here. If you need anything more than php.net, like some random guy explaining the ABC of Hello World in a 1000 pages book, you fail miserably.
Moreover, TIME IS MONEY, child.
Exactly. After knowing a variety of languages including Perl, I learnt PHP in about 2 days. Of course, I perfected it with time.
>>12
No fucking wonder, it's the most popular language for web development (though not the only one where this may happen).