In this thread, peevish fucks don't realize that the article linked to is what passes for elaborate humour in academia. If you can't tell, it's a what-if "the reviewer didn't get laid last night" on several old and venerable papers in the area of computer science.
Also, goto is still relevant. Can't do extremely lightweight exception handling in C without it, unless you want to go if((fd = open(gargar, O_RDONLY)) < 0) { free(gargar); free(poit); close(other_fd); pthread_mutex_unlock(&mutex); return EVIL_ERROR_HAPPENED; } for every resource acquisition function you call...