Book recommendation for learning C++

What's the best book for learning C++?

I've been wanting to learn C++ for a while, but none of the schools around here teach it and I haven't found anything online that I can easily get myself into.

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Well, it doesn't have a useful theory yet, but there is a theory: that the easiest way to completely describe the universe is as a cellular automaton.

If someone were to find a cellular automaton in which the actual laws of our universe emerge, then we'd have our Theory of Everything, which would be obviously useful. (Of course this probably won't ever happen.)