Book recommendation for learning C++

What's the best book for learning C++?

I've been wanting to learn C++ for a while, but none of the schools around here teach it and I haven't found anything online that I can easily get myself into.

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No, I've seen pretty much everything software engineering has to offer. I've also been around programmers a lot. I find them retarded. These days I prefer physicists and mathematicians. At least their work isn't like putting LEGOs together (i.e. programming)