Book recommendation for learning C++

What's the best book for learning C++?

I've been wanting to learn C++ for a while, but none of the schools around here teach it and I haven't found anything online that I can easily get myself into.

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I hate all of software engineering. It's one of the most boring things in the fucking world. i'd rather go on an extensive expedition to a rain forest to manually measure the height of its trees than have a programming job.

come on think of it, why am i even here...