RUBY

999999.times { puts "RUBY IS WIN GUYS!" }

This thread has failed already.

class Thread
  def initialize
    @this_thread_has_failed = false
  end
end

threads in ruby are gay

CreateThread(NULL, 0, Fail, NULL, 0, NULL);

>>5
nurupo

GA!

a << b
This is why ruby is gay
That means concatenate to an array (maybe if you are lucky)

Why does that make it gay? Is it destructive?

>>9
because << doesn't mean what it does.

Just like in python how a + b means concatenate list a and b or does it mean add them or does it mean concat 2 strings?

because << doesn't mean what it does.

I'm afraid I don't get it. Every language has their own unique syntax. It'd only be an issue if it was inconsistent.

a + b means concatenate list a and b or does it mean add

I don't understand this complaint either. A list is a list, and a string is a string. This is a dynamic language, so using something like OCaml's +./+ doesn't work.

>>10 comes from a C background and imposes its syntax on other languages. In C based languages, >> and << are bitshift operators. ...Maybe. C-incremented messed it up when it introduced operator overloading, so stupid people can change it to do something not so common: but this never happens in production code.

We should all stick to str*cat(), amirite?

cout << "olololo";

I want to see someone obfuscate so much code that the entire program is: This program is made of win and god.

>>12
Incorrect I come from a background where you don't abuse symbols with silly overloading. By silly I mean if you take arithmetic operators like + you need fufill -. + means a communicative operator which usually is something analogous to addition. - is the opposite of +, so usually a + i = a and a - i = a.

This does not happen in python + is overloaded but - is not. It is inconsistent. Not only that: + usually means add to people.
Maybe you should say what you mean.

list.concat(value) so bad? What is happening there? concating list and value. It isn't hard.
a<<b . What is that? Bit shifting, pushing, comparison, downcasting, inheritance?
a.concat(b) makes more sense and it says what you mean also it is just as easy to overload but when you overload concat you would make it have some stupid meaning like shift or pop, because concat doesn't mean that. You can overload << with IO operations, with bitshifting, with message passing it doesn't mean squat.

Say what you mean, don't just hold down shift and smash the punctuation keys and expect it to make sense.

>>16 In fact it does make sense. You don't show programming to random people asshat. Who the fuck else is going to see your code besides co-workers who know the language, or newbs learning it? It's not that difficult when the syntax you are using has an actual coding standard.

>>16
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

>>15
#!/usr/bin/cat
This program is made of win and god.

>>17
Your comment gives away that you're totally ignorant of programmers as whole. Even if you had experience you didn't learn from it. You are making a huge whack of assumptions about people so must so that you are obvious stupid, ignorant or just plain trolling.

>>15
#!/usr/bin/sed /^#/d;/.*/s/ m.*n / /;y/dn/ew/;s/ g/s/;s/e\./me./
This program is made of win and god.

>>16 That's why they invented comments, so you can say what you mean.

>>22
Ruby way doesn't use comments. QED.

>>23
Uh, yes it does.

>>24
(not in the code of course, the code is so readable that it doesn't need any, just for the methods)

>>25
where are they if they're not in the code?

>>26
In front of public methods and classes, explaining what they do and what they return.  Arguments are documented if they take magic values.

nice cover, you fail.

Anyone, and I mean anyone, who believes that their pet language doesn't need comments, has never programmed in a professional capacity.

I run into code written by idiots like this all too often. It's a PITA. If you're like this, please drop dead, okay?

>>27
the public methods and classes aren't code?

>>30
Just filling.

>>29
Signed

Rise My Son Be Healed

sage

imageboard quality

CHUNKY BACON!

PASTRAMI ON RYE

>>35,36
lol so stochastic XD

sage

sage

sage