The one thing a Java consultant needs to know is that Java is an Enterprise ready scalable platform with full XML support for Web 2.0 applications - which is why he's charging your company hundreds of dolors per hour for his valuable services.
academic Java is different from real-world Java
Indeed, one is enterprisey and full of shit, the other is just full of shit
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Anonymous2006-05-29 8:52
>>11
Real-world Java is designed to meet today's needs and to scale with growing business needs, which allows developers are able to focus on the business logic of their applications as opposed to tedious load-balancing and clustering details. Faced by continuing cost pressures, together with business units’ growing demand for new IT services and higher service levels, IT departments must embark on a fundamental transformation. CIOs must align their IT services to meet business needs and enforce standardized processes to achieve greater operational efficiency.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 8:58
>>12
I tried to overcome my aversion to managementBOL and force myself to read it, but my subconscious blocked me by giving me dyslexia. Now I can't read anything. Thanks alot, jerk.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 9:32
String.equals("Fag",what) != "Fag" == what
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Anonymous2006-05-29 11:34
java sounds a lot like jews. one of which is awesome, and the other a crappy programming language
If you want input in a console app, you switch to something else. I can never remember how do to the simplest things with that BufferedReader/InputStreamReader shit.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 7:40
new PrintWriter(new BufferedWriter(new ConsoleOutputBuffer(new ConsoleOutputStreamFactoryFactory().get().newConsoleOutputStreamFactory().newConsoleOutputStream()))) FTW!!!
Although to be fair, doing input doesn't look much different.
iirc it's something like new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:57 (sage)
String.equals("Fag",what) != "Fag" == what
sadly a rather retarded design decision considering strings are immutable
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:00
>>22
You expect anyone to remember how you're supposed to do the goop in Java? The only thing you need to know is Enterprise Scalable Lightweight Inversion of Control XML Web 2.0 !
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Anonymous2006-05-30 10:28
>>23
a.equals(b) is the retarded OO way of doing things. I'm sure they preferred this on purpose.
Overloading != OOP
You can have overloading in procedural programming too.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:14
>>28
I write in binary code, and I must say. You are incorrect.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 21:42
>>20
I am not flaming. That said, I think it is worth it to study how to make a very simple GUI instead. Need input? Use a javascript-like dialog "Please enter the amount in dollars --> " with the textfield next to it.
It's simple. When you need output, just accumulate stuff to a buffer and put that buffer in a textfield with scrollers. It infinitely beats console data because that tends to be discarded when you large output. Plus scrollers are awesome, and consoles have poor ways of interacting when you actually want to copy and paste somewhere.
Use console if you are a unix person who will pipe the data somewhere else for further processing.
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That said, to answer the thread question, the one thing I think everyone should know is the Java-pushed properVariableNameCreation that beats the __Hell_out_OFcPlus-plus variables and namespace chaos from using libraries.
>>30
Use the console if you want your application to be fast, be used fast, run everywhere, and be scripted. Use GUIs when you have a million of options you eventually need and you don't need to script or run it everywhere, when you need rich text, when you need images, when you need 2D/3D editing of anything, or when you're writing applications for fags.
And no, theseUglyNames are not proper names, they are fucking ugly. ProperNames are ProperlyCapitalized.
>>35
Yeah, I did that troll copying and pasting bits from sun.com .
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Anonymous2006-06-26 5:22
>>37
Now THIS is something useful that every Java programmer has to know!
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Anonymous2006-06-26 9:00
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