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One thing about Java

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 1:35

What's one thing that EVERY Java programmer has to know?  The kind of thing that drives you crazy if the supposed Java programmer didn't know it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 2:12

HINT: IT'S KNOWING JAVA.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 3:18

>>1
The one thing every Java programmer has to know is they're in for a hell of a job because Java sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 3:37

Every Java programmer has to know that he has effectively sold his soul to the devil and will suffer greatly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 3:40

The one thing a Java programmer needs to know is this web sight: http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/

The one thing a Java consultant needs to know is that Java is an Enterprise ready scalable platform with full XML support for Web 2.0 applications - which is why he's charging your company hundreds of dolors per hour for his valuable services.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 4:24

System.out.println("lol");

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 8:38 (sage)


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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 11:36 (sage)

>>7

sage for 7

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 13:15

academic Java is different from real-world Java

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 21:17

>>7
Age for nuropo

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:39

academic Java is different from real-world Java
Indeed, one is enterprisey and full of shit, the other is just full of shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 8:52

>>11
Real-world Java is designed to meet today's needs and to scale with growing business needs, which allows developers are able to focus on the business logic of their applications as opposed to tedious load-balancing and clustering details. Faced by continuing cost pressures, together with business units’ growing demand for new IT services and higher service levels, IT departments must embark on a fundamental transformation. CIOs must align their IT services to meet business needs and enforce standardized processes to achieve greater operational efficiency.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 8:58

>>12
I tried to overcome my aversion to managementBOL and force myself to read it, but my subconscious blocked me by giving me dyslexia. Now I can't read anything. Thanks alot, jerk.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 9:32

String.equals("Fag",what) != "Fag" == what

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 11:34

java sounds a lot like jews. one of which is awesome, and the other a crappy programming language

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 11:46

>>12
That's sarcasm, isn't it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 15:38

>>13-16
Lol, I did >>12 by copypasting various pieces of business information from sun.com and other sites.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 18:41

The only thing a Java programmer must know is that he should stop programming in Java if he wants sanity.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 5:45

>>17
neic

Name: Iori Branford 2006-05-30 7:20

If you want input in a console app, you switch to something else. I can never remember how do to the simplest things with that BufferedReader/InputStreamReader shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 7:40

new PrintWriter(new BufferedWriter(new ConsoleOutputBuffer(new ConsoleOutputStreamFactoryFactory().get().newConsoleOutputStreamFactory().newConsoleOutputStream()))) FTW!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 8:17

>>21
That's output, tard!

Although to be fair, doing input doesn't look much different.
iirc it's something like new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 8:57 (sage)

String.equals("Fag",what) != "Fag" == what
sadly a rather retarded design decision considering strings are immutable

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 9:00

>>22
You expect anyone to remember how you're supposed to do the goop in Java? The only thing you need to know is Enterprise Scalable Lightweight Inversion of Control XML Web 2.0 !

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 10:28

>>23
a.equals(b) is the retarded OO way of doing things. I'm sure they preferred this on purpose.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 12:18

overloading is stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 13:07

>>26

So bitch about OOP, not Java. Newb.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 13:42

Overloading != OOP
You can have overloading in procedural programming too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 17:14

>>28
I write in binary code, and I must say. You are incorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 21:42

>>20
I am not flaming. That said, I think it is worth it to study how to make a very simple GUI instead. Need input? Use a javascript-like dialog "Please enter the amount in dollars --> " with the textfield next to it.

It's simple. When you need output, just accumulate stuff to a buffer and put that buffer in a textfield with scrollers. It infinitely beats console data because that tends to be discarded when you large output. Plus scrollers are awesome, and consoles have poor ways of interacting when you actually want to copy and paste somewhere.

Use console if you are a unix person who will pipe the data somewhere else for further processing.

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That said, to answer the thread question, the one thing I think everyone should know is the Java-pushed properVariableNameCreation that beats the __Hell_out_OFcPlus-plus variables and namespace chaos from using libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 22:30 (sage)


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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 3:17 (sage)

>>31
GA

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 7:05

>>30
Use the console if you want your application to be fast, be used fast, run everywhere, and be scripted. Use GUIs when you have a million of options you eventually need and you don't need to script or run it everywhere, when you need rich text, when you need images, when you need 2D/3D editing of anything, or when you're writing applications for fags.

And no, theseUglyNames are not proper names, they are fucking ugly. ProperNames are ProperlyCapitalized.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 7:06 (sage)

>>33
A-fucking-men.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 14:04

>>12
you sound like a commercial

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 3:59

>>35
Yeah, I did that troll copying and pasting bits from sun.com .

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 5:22

>>37
Now THIS is something useful that every Java programmer has to know!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 6:36

Enterprise JavaSpam, te real scalable solution for high-performance, high-reliability spamming which allows your illegal drugs business maximize its profits.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-26 9:00

Integrate business processes among service consumers, brokers, and providers with Enterprise JavaSpam (EJS). How can a consumer most effectively tap into a range of options and dynamically perform automatic spam? Consider this scenario: You've decided to focus on the core business needs of your cheap viagra online store. To do this, you would need to outsource the spam service portion of your business to a company that specializes in this field. How can you get the customized service you need without paying a small fortune for a company to code a solution from scratch, just for you? The key is a paradigm shift: participate in a mediated exchange. The business environment remains competitive, and companies are looking at how they can focus more on their core business proposition. Outsourcing common business services - such as spamming nerd boards - rather than creating and maintaining separate IT infrastructures saves time and money. However, as a consumer of these services, you want to make sure the spam solution you outsource can be easily and affordably customized to suit your specific company needs and that you aren't left with an off-the-shelf solution that inhibits the way you do business.

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