PHP

I was wondering if there was a better way of doing this so I dont look like a retard on the un-anonymous internets:

include("http//www.instructables/... .$project. "");

Thanks gurus of /prog/

reasonably clean

You have to be kidding.

You'd think several thousand (inconsistently named) functions in one namespace, many which do similar things (but not quite!) would be bad enough. But no, they had to add total stupidity like magic quotes, and that absolutely retarded site-wide configuration.

That's clean?! I don't want to know your definition of ugly!