Okay, I'm using Linux

How I would go about teaching myself to make small programs, or just learn programming in general.

I/O WILL BE PERFORMED WITH OPERATORS
C/C++ LIEK OPERATORS, SUICIDE IS OBSESSIVE WITH THEM

<int1> << <int2>
 int1 reads data from file handle int2, returns read data
<int1> >> <int2>
 int1 writes data to file handle int2, returns operation status (-1 good, 0 bad)

0=stdout, 1=stdin, 2=stderr

<string-constant> <> <int>
 opens file named <string-constant> as new file handle <int>, returns -1 if did it, 0 if fail
>< <int>
 closes file handle <int>
<-> <int>
 seeks file handle <int> to position 0, returns -1 if did it, 0 if fail
*<int>*
 returns -1 if <int> is EOF, 0 if not

REMEMBER, NO PREDECLARATION.

EXAMPLE (writes stdin to "Cool Text File.txt")
"Cool Text File.txt" <> 3 &
if not ( *1* ) { &
 do { &
 exitflg :== (A << 1) &
  if (!exitflg) continue &
 exitflg :== (A >> 3) &
 } while ( *1* || !exitflg ) &
 } &
endwith 0 &

SINCE SUICIDE HAS NO FUNCTION CALLS, BUT STILL MUST "RETURN VALUES" TO LEGACY OPERATING SYSTEMS, WE USE EXCLUSIVE SUICIDE KEYWORD endwith

WHOOPS FORGOT ABOUT THE ONE CHARACTER LIMIT ON VARIABLE NAMES

"Cool Text File.txt" <> 3 &
if not ( *1* ) { &
 do { &
 X :== (A << 1) &
  if (!X) continue &
 X :== (A >> 3) &
 } while ( *1* || !X ) &
 } &
endwith 0 &

>>42
Are you a core Perl developer?

TRON IS PROGRAMMED IN SUICIDE

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

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