Okay, I'm using Linux

How I would go about teaching myself to make small programs, or just learn programming in general.

GNAA doesn't support free software. GNU supports free software. GNAA is also dead and depakote is fat. GNAA has been overrun by CHAN retards like yourself who are too interested in naruto and kiddie porn to get down to some real trolling.

Everyone who was important left. Timecop is dead.