Functional programming not more productive

Functional programming is not be more productive than imperative programming.

Besides the fact in practical cases, you can hardly do a real application in pure functional programming and how it sometimes complicates things by making you think things in a twisted way, there's a problem with functional programming:

Every time I write something that's actually much faster than having written the same thing in an imperative paradigm, I spend all the time I saved fapping to it.

>>19
You need to go do some readin' up, bub. Nice they may be, from a wankerial point of view, but functional? No, not in a lifetime.