File parsing in VB.net?

Anyone had any success in doing this?

And I can't use C#; I don't have it.

>>17 as demonstrated by >>18; you're not going to get a serious answer here, you might try looking around the msdn forums instead.

Here's the link to the visual basic language forum:
http://forums.microsoft.com/MSDN/ShowForum.aspx?ForumID=64&SiteID=1