why does java suck?

I've noticed in the short time I've been reading this board that there's a lot of java bashing, so I was wondering why people actually think it is so bad. I'm no java fan, but I've used it for some stuff before and it didn't seem terrible to me. An argument used to be that it runs slow as a guro-fied loli, but they've improved a lot in that aspect.

Please give good reasons, rather than stuff like "it's for certified professional consultants" or whatever you guys say.

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satisfactory OOP
I started to doubt such a thing exists a long time ago. Even if you can find a way to use OOP in a manner you find acceptable (and the language that offers such manner), you'd better be doing it in a solo project, because otherwise BEST PRACTICE faggots will shove their bureaucracy down your throat so hard you'll be shitting UML diagrams for a month.