why does java suck?

I've noticed in the short time I've been reading this board that there's a lot of java bashing, so I was wondering why people actually think it is so bad. I'm no java fan, but I've used it for some stuff before and it didn't seem terrible to me. An argument used to be that it runs slow as a guro-fied loli, but they've improved a lot in that aspect.

Please give good reasons, rather than stuff like "it's for certified professional consultants" or whatever you guys say.

| try impl your business logic just using servlet whilst ensuring that the entire process is threadsafe mutually exclusive.

We're not stupid, that's why we don't like Java. We don't fall for stupid artifically created problems that Java makes. This is Java:
A poor man comes to the rabbi complaining that his family has only one small room, many kids, and almost no money.

The rabbi says, "Take all your money, buy a goat, and keep the goat in your room. Come back in a month."

"But, rabbi, we don't have enough space even for us," the man said

"Just do what I say," the rabbi replied.

A month later the man comes back complaining that the goat smells and breaks everything.

"Sell the goat and come back in a month," the rabbi tells him.

A month later the man comes back to the rabbi with flowers. "Thank you, rabbi! We're so happy the goat is out, now we have more room and some money!"