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Favourite programming language

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:10

Name your favourite programming language (not necessarily (but usually) the one you know the best - just the one you like best).

Tip: Java doesn't belong in this thread.

Mine is __Python__.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:13

emacs lisp

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:18

Visual Basic

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:25

15 languages later, and I'm not impressed by any of them.

It'd probably be a tie between C and Ruby though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:26

TCL

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:26

>>4 if you feel that way; maybe you should consider moving into a vocation which you actually enjoy?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 19:34

>>6
I said I'm not impressed by any of them, not that I hate them (or developing software for that matter).

Quite a leap of logic there...

Name: Ulysses 2006-04-05 22:55

Ruby tied with Io. Then C.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 23:27

Perl and/or ECMAScript 4 (e.g. ActionScript)

Name: that guy 2006-04-05 23:37

visual basic...........hahaha

Name: KILLS YOUR MOM 2006-04-05 23:39

VISUAL C++ BITCHES

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 0:15

Java because of its awesome string parsing abilities!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 4:03

(followed-shortly-by (common-lisp) (scheme))

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 4:25

I can't believe you actually thought you had to let people know no one likes Java.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 5:10

Objective C

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 5:42

Only C is good enough

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 5:43

Slate ! Prototype-based pure object-oriented, based on Smalltalk, traits, multiple dispatching, subjective dispatching, optional type annotations, syntactic abstractions...

http://slate.tunes.org/

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 6:02

>>3 >>10
chalk another one up for VB! w00t!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 17:48

I would actually have to say Java. But that's because I'm a student. As such, I'm required to make small programs in short time that do useless things, and Java is simply the easiest language for such work. Just this morning I wrote a Java program that fetches the response code from a http request. Three lines. Same in C? No idea...

At times when serious work is needed (yes, I do have work experience) Python seems to fill my needs.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 17:56

>>19
I'm required to make small programs in short time that do useless things, and Java is simply the easiest language for such work.
No. I'd understand if you said Delphi. Pascal. Or even VisualBasic. But Javur....

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 18:14

C

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 18:19

>>20
Delphi? Never seen anyone use it
Pascal? Never seen anyone use it
Visual Basic? I've seen it used ONCE
Java? Every programming related course we read use Java. Why bother using anything else for school related stuff?

That being said I do realize I need to learn C or some equivalent to actually get anywhere in life. Except for Sun.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 18:46

Oh, boy...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 21:00

>>19
wtf? Think about it, to write a program that prints "Hello world" you have to create a class. What other language forces you to do that? The only reason you can accomplish a lot with seemingly very little is because the Java foundation api is so comprehensive. But that has nothing to do with the language itself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 2:46

>>24
public class Hello{

}

Boy, sure was a lot of work creating that class, wasn't it? I think I need a break!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 4:16

>>25
Bullshit OO forced up your ass

echo 'HELLO WORLD LOL LOL';

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 4:24

>>> a="OH SHI-"
>>> a
'OH SHI-'
>>>

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 4:24

Java:
public class Hello
{
    public static void main(String[] arg)
    {
        System.out.println("Hello, world!");
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 6:09

But Javur is more productive, I read that in a Sun paid article in an "industry" magazine.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 6:35

>>29
It is! It really is! It allows you to produce more lines of code, which is the important thing if you ask anybody.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 6:36

Beware Java's nighmare of a static class hierarchy.

Use message passing, or bust...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 7:49

>>28
C:

#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
  printf("Hello World!\n");
  exit(0);
}

Man, that's so unbelievably much shorter than the Java code, I don't know why I didn't switch a long time ago! Thank you for opening my eyes to this new world of short syntax!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 8:21

>>32 is an idiot. C is a low-level language, little more than assembly with macros. If Java uses a similar number of lines as C, something is seriously wrong.

Perl: print "Hello World!\n";
Python: print "Hello World!"
Ruby: print "Hello World!\n"
Forth: ."Hello World!" CR
Bash: echo "Hello World!"
Ocaml: print_string "Hello world!\n";
Lisp: (write-line "Hello World!")
BASIC: print "Hello World!"

Yes, they're all one-liners. No additional shit needed. And these are just the languages I can yank off the top of my head.

PS. It's return 0, not exit(0).

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 9:46

>>32
Fail

More like:
int main(){puts("Hello World!");}

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 10:51

I like ocaml but it has many problems with it I'd like fixed related to polymorphism and run time type checking.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 11:15

>>34

is not standard.
#include <stdio.h>
int main(void){puts("lol, internet\n"); return 0;}

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 11:58

>>33
Ruby: puts "Hello World"
Wooo, saved two characters!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 12:00

>>37
Disregard that, I suck cocks. Three.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 12:05

PHP wins

Hello World

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 12:35

>>39
<?php echo "Hello World"?>

Just "Hello World" alone is plain text you idiot.

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