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JUST LEARNED ABOUT PHP CLOSURES

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 21:00

Wow I didn't know PHP had closures. I'm now using them all over the place.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 13:51

>>18
you stupid ignorant turd.

>>19
vb of web programming? sigh, and what exactly, pray tell, is that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 14:58

>>41
What is VB of web programming?

A stupid ignorant turd.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 15:00

>>41
vb of web programming? sigh, and what exactly, pray tell, is that?
We were talking about PHP. Pay attention, I know ADD is a debilitating disorder that afflicts many 13 year olds, but you're gonna have to deal with it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 12:00

PHP: Horrible Programming.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 15:01

>>39
I can, but do I want to?

>>44
That may be yours. Mine isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 18:14

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Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 18:55

>>46
pretty Horrible Php

fixed!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 3:49

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Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 8:43

>>46-48
If you can't do PHP, you really have a problem pal.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 8:47

>>49
It's not "can't do" it's "really really really don't want to do."

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 9:32

PHP: Hippy Programming

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 9:35

>>40
You're pretty stupid if you can't understand (function *arguments)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 9:48

>>52
You're pretty clever if you can grok ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 10:02

>>53
You're pretty dumb if you think that's what Lisp code looks like.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 12:35

>>54
Yes, of course there is indenting too.

((((( (((
                                        (((((((( (((((
  ((( (((((((
                                     (((
             ((
                                (
                                        )                ))
(                 (
))
                              (                 (( ((
                         ))                       ))
                               (          ((
                                                      )))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))            ))))))))))))))
)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 20:15

>>50
Which means you can't do it properly. Lame. I guess if you learnt Lisp you could write proper PHP applications, but you probably haven't given the language a chance, just took a quick look at some existing code and said "this sucks".

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-11 18:53

>>56
You've never worked with other programmers before have you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-11 20:02

>>56
You've never worked on a major programme before have you?
Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-12 5:59

Yes, currently working with an open sauce one that has hundreds of thousands of lines of code, most of it is alright.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-12 7:09

>>59
Open-sauce ain't no enterprise quality, so it doesn't countなの.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-12 7:33

>>60
NEEDS MORE ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 13:59

test
test
test
> test

/prog/ should have a preview or at least a delete button so we wouldn't have to do this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 13:59

test
> > test
> > > test
> > > > test

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:01

test

[#]> > test[br]> > > test[br]> > > > test

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:06

>> test

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:06

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:17



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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 14:25

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