JUST LEARNED ABOUT PHP CLOSURES

Wow I didn't know PHP had closures. I'm now using them all over the place.

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Just STFU. I have yet to see how can you do web applications in LISP, and Ruby is alright but there's far more support and existing open sauce for PHP. (The fact it's simpler helps, but it also hurts because some PHP "programmers" suck, so I'm not counting it as an advantage or a disadvantage.)