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Negro Programmers

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-29 18:46

How come I've never seen a nigger behind a computer before?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 14:46

>>39
Actually I'm wondering how African Americans lack culture anymore than white dudes do.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 14:49

>>41
Because they are African Americans... duh !!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 15:24

>>38
I'm talking about people who were born and raised in Africa and then moved here.  You can tell who these people are by the Bill Cosby sweaters they wear and their heavy English/French-influenced accents.  They're also... BLACK.  I mean, holy shit, American blacks (niggers) are nowhere near the darkness that REAL Africans are.  The guy in my class, his skin is literally BLACK.  Like, octopus-dye black.  BLACK.  R=0, G=0, B=0.

They really are a refreshing change from American-born blacks (niggers) who expect government hand-outs all the time and always whine about the perceived racism that they're responsible for creating upon themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 15:33

Fail to see how that proves African Americans lack culture anymore than white dudes do.

Also, maybe if slave masters didn't bone their female slaves so much, African Americans would still be dark.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 17:40

>>44
Nigger
What are you doing in /prog? Go back to the fields.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 17:54

>>45
Original content.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-28 9:12

>>43

True, that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 6:54

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 10:45 (sage)

>>48
obviously shopped.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 20:14

>>48

I'm on ur laptop
Wearing bling

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-30 18:40

I bought a Toshiba Niggerellite the other day. It was a good deal. Hand stolen by a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 1:07

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 16:29

>>52
Are you sure that's the Amazon? They sound like my local niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 20:55

"They have no creation myths, tell no fictional stories and have no art."

Cool, because that means they don't have theatre fags or humanities idiots in their society.  Indigenous negros are cool.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 11:48 (sage)

euro niggers > you

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 16:56 ID:PqMjFjAX

RASSUP MARRAFUKKA

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-05 20:08 ID:EhsVy58b

>>56

Nothing my bretherin, let us gather some fire wood now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 6:42 ID:qq0OJbmi

I remember sitting in my Intro to the Theory of Computing class (lol CSC100) a couple years back. There was a cluster of ghetto-ass niggers who always sat in the back making noise, laughing loudly, and generally just completely disrupting the class with their negrosity. And I remember thinking, "This has got to stop." And one day, it did.

The teacher, who was 5'4", had one eye, and could not raise his voice above something like "excited at a funeral" called the negros out and told them to leave the class.

He was fired for racism.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 7:05 ID:sK450N6w

>>58
That's how our politically correct world works now. Niggers can do absolutely anything, and only whites can get punished by anything and everything. If a nigger steals, they may go as far as say he's protecting his human rights or some politically correct bullshit. If a white steals, he'll get jailed, naturally. If you denounce that a white steals, he's an evil white supremacist and deserves to get kicked. If you denounce that a nigger steals, you're being racist.

Name: ee™ 2007-04-07 14:45 ID:Y/abxDui

I know how some of you feel, but I think that some of the things you say are wrong. I'm samoan(black, and hawaiin), but I was raised in a black environment. Most of my life, when I've seen black people, they're being annoying, loud, ghetto, and overly self-confident. I, like most of you, also find that annoying as fuck. But, I don't get where you all get this "If a white person does something bad, they go to jail, if a black does blablhabh" from.. Because in most cases, its the black that goes into jail. I mean, yeah, I know that sometimes they all try and pull out that "its-because-i'm-black" card, and "ohlawd emancipation proclamation" and whatever else.

But when you look at it, they still get punished anyway. Even for small things. Like, once I was walking around the cafeteria with my friends during my lunchtime, since we're allowed to do that if we're done. The administrator (who is white) walked up to me, and told me that I needed to sit down. What made me mad was that he didn't say anything to my two friends(who are white) and only to me.

It was kind of like him saying because I look black, that I might start some sort of trouble, so I should go sit down.

Anyway, I don't have anything more to say after that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 14:59 ID:Zzy90ynN

I've seen only one nigger try to program.

A) He didn't know how to open a program.
B) He couldn't recognize the shortcut to Flash even though it was on his desktop.
C) Despite numerous reformats, his computer has been plagued by viruses for 2 years.
D) His Visual Basic forms look like jigsaw puzzles with the wrong pieces hammered together by brute force.
E) Created a VB program and then lost it on his computer.  Took him an hour and a half to find it again.
F) That's the grade he's gonna get.

In front of him is the teacher, equally black, and yelling at him "What the FUCK are you doing again?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 8:22 ID:u3WkuF93

Ever seen Jurassic Park?

"I CAN'T GET JURASSIC PARK BACK ONLINE WITHOUT DENNIS NEDRY!!!11111oneone"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 9:16 ID:1ywnRvER

>>60
Mup da doo didda
I stopped reading right there.  Stupid niggers can't speak cleanly.

Name: ee™ 2007-04-08 9:22 ID:AZwH/ZSH

>>63
Too bad I didn't once type "Mup da doo didda." :-( That just shows how much people read, and once again proves my point. Because I mentioned I was /half/ black, I get stupid comments.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 9:38 ID:Heaven

>>64
Please fill in this form:

Who are you? Check all that apply.
[ ] LordRierdan
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[ ] ee™
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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 11:32 ID:xr4/uROn

But when you look at it, they still get punished anyway. Even for small things. Like, once I was walking around the cafeteria with my friends during my lunchtime, since we're allowed to do that if we're done. The administrator (who is white) walked up to me, and told me that I needed to sit down. What made me mad was that he didn't say anything to my two friends(who are white) and only to me.
Maybe he was talking to all of you, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-08 14:12 ID:WcimIS14

>>64
Hi, welcome to 4chan, we troll.

Name: BARRELL ROLL 2007-04-08 18:09 ID:zN9LSDkO

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

Name: ee™ 2007-04-09 1:32 ID:L7wMF3ko

>>65
[o] LordRierdan
[o] Chris Hanssen
[] ee™
[o] Linux Tarballs

>>66
Actually, I stopped to tie my shoes so my friends go ahead of me, by a few feet. He walked up to me, and said "You need to go sit down", to me and me, only.
>>67
Well, I know that much, by now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 3:40 ID:XkZpGku0

>>69
Did he tell you to sit down in the back?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 5:22 ID:vGTdhKlh

>>70
That is a crucial point, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 19:19 ID:7heMdnTa

Actually, I stopped to tie my shoes so my friends go ahead of me, by a few feet. He walked up to me, and said "You need to go sit down", to me and me, only.
Maybe it was just an advice because you were tying your shoes, SIR.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 20:52 ID:NcZHa8W9

>>60

Blah blah blah persecution

You're worse than furries

Name: Eleo !EhVtXXdTd6 2007-04-11 12:40 ID:5iTJB7Ry

I'm black and like to program as a hobby but am by no means hardcore.  Language of choice right now is Ruby.  I don't know what I'm going to try next.  I've dabbled in so many languages I can read many of them but can actually code in very few.

I do intend on going to school for computer science in order to become hardcore about it.  My father programs as well as a hobby, he's actually who originally got me into it back when I was 12 or so.

But I mean it really doesn't matter, because this is 4chan so I'm just going to get trolled anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 12:42 ID:PZZz4Bpk

>>74
Haskell, boy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 12:47 ID:tFbrLLAi

>>74
You're going to be trolled with Haskell, which also happens to be the best possible answer, but the greatest thing is that you're not going to believe us, and will suck for all eternity.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 12:59 ID:uE1CqYsw

nigga please...

Name: Eleo !EhVtXXdTd6 2007-04-11 16:37 ID:5iTJB7Ry

The greatest thing is how I hear a lot of things about a lot of languages and ultimately learn whatever is most relevant to what I'm trying to accomplish.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 16:40 ID:Heaven

>>78
Which seems to mean ``C++ and bash'' and countless wasted hours implementing trivial programs, for most people.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 17:00 ID:Heaven

>>74
Apart from not being funny, even in the random sense that you were going for which was so obviously predictable, I also couldn't follow it. I didn't make sense at for pretty much most of the beginning and only started to near the end. However, this is the point where I really didn't give shit what you wrote because an idiot who can barely make coherent thoughts under absolutely no pressure nor time constraints at all must be fuckin retarded.

I hope for your sake that when you wrote this someone had a fuckin gun to your head because then that would be an excuse for writing that piece of shit garbage that you posted. But even then that would mean that someone would want you to write that. So much so that they actually put a gun to your head. And who would want you write meaningless garbage that isn't even remotely funny and a waste of time..... a conundrum! I'll start working on that; you go play with some blocks or something.  

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