Why macromedia... for love of god, why ?

Okay, so I decided to give flash programming a try. Around 2000 or so, I took a look AS, I was not impressed by what I saw. Now, in 2006 I took another look and though "hey, this is pretty nice". Thus, I thought I would whip up a few fun games with it. But as I am trying to do that, my rage at macromedia/AS is growing. I have extensive programmin experience in C, C++, Java, PHP and .NET and I am saddened by the fact that the flash platform and AS is the standard in which we must write "real time" interactive content for the web. Macromedia has done a huge disservice to programmer kind by making the flash platform in a way which requires you to engade in all kinds of wierd faggotry of the "Action Script" language to make programs in it.

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It'll be a lot of trial and error. But it has worked on me and on an ex-girlfriend. She needs to be lying down on her back, very relaxed. Lubricate your finger and insert it into her colon right down to the knuckle. Then move its entire length in and out rapidly. This should cause the muscles responsible for pushing the poo down to her back trap to start working. Eventually, thin, snake-like craps will shoot out past your finger. Don't try anything thicker than a finger as that will block her shithole.

Hope this helps! You may want to practice on yourself in an empty bath or something first.