/prog/ - How do you call your functions?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 16:31

A) poststupidshit
B) post_stupid_shit
C) PostStupidShit
D) postStupidShit
E) pss lol
etc

I call them like PostStupidShit or XXX_PostStupidShit where XXX is a module's short name.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 18:50 (sage)

can be further..

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 22:58

fgsfds();

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 13:45

if i have to insert some code for debugging purposes or am writing some really worthless one-use stuff it usually looks like this:
fuck = shit*2;
while(faggots--) {
asshole(shit);
fuck += you;
}
print "suck a dick:" + fuck + "," + you;

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 16:01

i called one of my functions shitFuckingBlowsUp because it used unsafePerformIO... also sometimes i call my function tut, tutut, tututut,... when it gets too long I call them toot, toottoot,... and variations.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 20:56

>>44
Your job position at maintenance is secured. We don't want it.

For debugging purposes I just use obfuscated code and vowel variables.

I did use swear words in some code, but it was something like

if (i < STUFF_MIN || i > STUFF_MAX)
idiot = true;

then later I'd check for idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 22:50

>>44
Why did you use unsafePerformIO?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 19:28

>>44

Remind me to never, ever, ever work with you or on any code you've written.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 16:42

>>44
You dirty, dirty boy. Just wrap your crap in an IO monad like the rest of us do and stop having pretensions about doing computation when it's really I/O.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-06 3:31

doStuff();

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-06 7:33 (sage)

>>2
Objective C for teh win!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 11:22 (sage)

>>50
what is the difference between that and regular C? From my understanding OO concepts are not language dependant so why does objective C exist? I've also never used it and google doesn't work for me. Actually no, I'm just lazy to look it up.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 13:46

>>51
Why does any language above assembler exist? Because it's easier to have the compiler and runtime do some of the grunt work for you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 14:42

>>51
It's Smalltalk with C syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 15:26 (sage)

>>52
DQN does not know the answer but tries to appear knowledgeable
>>53
Wins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 15:57 (sage)

>>53
Smalltalkers hate when you say that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 4:36

>>1
Whatever is shorter and readable.usually no mixed case or _

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 22:15

jljkljklñ

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 22:19

GNU style.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 22:56

(define (post-stupid-shit)
(post "stupid shit"))

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 0:06

post_stupid_shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 0:28

(defun post-stupid-shit ()

  (post stupid-shit))

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 3:55



(defun post-stupid-shit ()

  (post (shit :type 'stupid)))

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 5:01

I prefer anonymous functions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 5:12

PLEASE_DO_POST_STUPID_SHIT();

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 14:41

Here is ²/₃ wisdom.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 15:04

CamelCase is Enterprise quality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 16:21

postStupidShit

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 16:22

D.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:12

pSS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:23

Ahem. I call my functions by providing the function name, followed by a parenthesized list of arguments!

_{*cheering and laughter*}

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:26

>>71
That was my first thought.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:55

>>71
i prefer (f args...) because I am a Jew. I bet you use commas too, ya dumb goy!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 20:58

C)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 3:27

C: postStupidShit
Java: pss
Python Post_stupid_shit
Javascript: p

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 5:25

postStupidShit

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 6:33

f(x)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 6:35

>>77
>>>/sci/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 8:48

>>77
DONT YOU MENA (dy/dx)'(x)dT

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 10:22

(defun post-stupid-shit () ... )

How do you call your functions?

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41 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 18:50 (sage)

42 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 22:58

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45 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 20:56

46 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 22:50

47 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 19:28

48 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 16:42

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50 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-06 7:33 (sage)

51 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 11:22 (sage)

52 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 13:46

53 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 14:42

54 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 15:26 (sage)

55 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 15:57 (sage)

56 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 4:36

58 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 22:15

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60 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 22:56

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