the state of the art

C sucks. how about a stdlib that doesn't encourage buffer overflows

c++ sucks. operator overloading?? templates??? what were you smoking bjarne!

c# sucks. it was made by microsoft. nuff said.

perl sucks. having your two year old kid design the syntax just isn't a good idea

phyton sucks. self.this self.that and a retarded community

ruby sucks. "it's OOP so it must be good!" suck my cock

lisp sucks. the syntax is so retarded nobody uses it despite it having some good ideas

ml sucks. does anyone even know what ml is?

haskell sucks. once in a while i'd like to have a mutable variable that doesn't require a phd in cs to use!

java just plain sucks.

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the programming INDUSTRY sucks because you're all a bunch of cocks that were too stupid or narrowminded to study some worthwile natural science

>>40
But what about Lisp‽

>>42
My thoughts exactly when I saw his post, but I decided not to post it as it would have been likely pointless, however it's a bit funny how he complains about things like RAII, when you can do that in a much proper manner and much much more with Lisp macros.