Interviewer: So, I noticed on your resume you know C, C++, perl, and... python and ruby? Interviewee: Yes. I still like using C sometimes, even assembler, but most my work I do in Python and Ruby. Of course, I favour using the right tool for the job, so sometimes I use other languages too. Interviewer: I also note you know Java. Interviewee: Uh... yes. Why? Interviewer: Well, recently we decided to port our primary software product to Java. Interviewee: O SHI I GOTTA GO!