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Name: Anonymous 2005-08-02 1:52

i shall start:

open(F,"find -type f|");
while (<F>) {
 $_ = substr($_,2,-1);
 print "$_\n" if $v;
 push @{$dups{substr(`md5sum -b "$_"`,0,31)}}, $_;
}
close(F);

for every file in a directory it checksums the file, then adds the checksum as a key to a hash, the value being an array reference. the filename is then added to the array.

so basically the arrays have a list of files with the same checksum. i use this to find duplicates files.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 1:29

Reference to a pointer, so you can change the address it was pointing to in the parent scope. Ugly ugly ugly!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 1:40

>>121 Fails to see the obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 2:58

>>122
Wtf? Was answering >>120. Don't even get me started on the rest of the code.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 3:20

>>119
hahaha that's wrong on so many levels.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 4:23

>>124
I know :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 10:18

#define BooleanToTrue(x) (x)

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 10:34

>>126 wrong
#define insist(x) x = 1;

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 21:08

>>126
>>127
Wouldn't just doing myvalue = 1; be oh so much easier and less macro magic?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 7:35

>>126
I did what I thought he wanted to do, not what he has done.

>>127
Of course, I was just trying to ridiculize it :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 15:13

fork for(0..9);

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 16:03

>>130
$ perl -e 'fork for (0..9);print ".";' | wc -c
    1024

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 13:45

println("fags\n");

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 19:38

print "\n".join(("%d is a faggot" % i for i in xrange(133)))

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 2:57

">>133 forgot >>" .

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 3:07

try
{
   learn.howtoprogram.fags();
}
catch(FagnessException e)
{
    e.printStackTrace();
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 3:46

>>135
You say that in Java? Lol irony

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 4:14

Hint: you're all faggots

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 7:58

>>136

I lolled too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 16:59

>>136
>>138
You two should have mansex and give each other manly programming language names.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-03 16:06

<style type="text/css">
 textarea{text-decoration:blink;}
 </style>

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-03 20:23

movem.l d0-a6,-(sp)
bsr     Wherever
movem.l (sp)+,d0-a6

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-03 20:41

>>141
How's life now that the Amiga died long ago and you were all fooled into believing it would come back for several decades?

Don't you feel like total morons?

(Sorry if you use that CPU in your own electronics projects, but that's rather unlikely)

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-04 9:16

I was never fooled into thinking the Amiga would come back, since I had an Atari STe

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 7:32

showSep :: String -> [ShowS] -> ShowS
showSep sep = foldr (.) id . intersperse (showString sep)But can YOU tell what's going on here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 10:05

I'm going back to farming. I've never seen such ugly code.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 10:26

>>144
Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 10:39

>>146
It certainly is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 19:40

If there's one time in my life I'm going to use the word "moonlanguage", it is now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 16:15

sir, you did not directly use the word "moonlanguage". Instead you have merely spoken about using it pr--PARADOX NIGGA

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 18:49

set polar
plot (1+sin(t))*(1+cos(8*t))*(1+0.1*cos(24*t))*(0.9+0.05*cos(200*t)) lt 2

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 21:25

// this is the stupidest code i've ever written. all for your 4chan.
Gays *yohoho;

yohoho = (Gays *) malloc(sizeof(Gays) * manygaymen);
for(i = 0; i < numberofassholes; i++)
{
   yohoho = oneGayManBehindAnotherGayMan();
}

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 22:40

#Takes your symbols and fixes the shitty casing

def unshit(w):
    if w[0].islower():
        for c in w[1:]:
            if c.isupper():
                return w[0].upper() + w[1:]
    return w

map(unshit, symbols)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-21 8:54

var fss = 0;
 for (var ind=0; location.href.length>ind; ind=ind+1) {
   if(location.href.substring(ind,ind+1)=="/") {fss=fss+1;}
 }
 if (fss==7) {
   Ads_prf+=';page_type=article';
 } else {
   Ads_prf+=';page_type=index';
 }

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 22:54

>>152
# Takes your symbols and fixes the ShittyFormatting
sub fix {
    $q=q=[A-Z]==>$qq=qq=\L$q==>$" = _,@
    _=split /(?<=$qq)(?=$q)|(?<=$q$q)(?=$q$qq)/,$_[qq]]], qq; lc;;lc qq q@_q
}

map fix($_), @symbols;

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 6:15

>>154
Perl is made from fail and win.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 14:57 (sage)

>>155
I guess you've never written a line of Perl in your life? Try the language before bashing it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 16:53

>>156
You are made from fail and no win.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 18:13

Yo, I've written in perl a whole lot. Even professionally.

Guess what? Perl sucks. It has a few good things going for it (CPAN mainly), but the language itself has been surpassed by alternatives long ago.

Just so you know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 18:52

>>157
>>158
Professionals? In MY world4ch?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 3:55

the unemployed programmer had a problem.  "I know", said the programmer, "I'll just learn perl." the unemployed programmer now had two problems.

Why perl is bad for you: http://www.underlevel.net/jordan/erik-perl.txt
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