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Diving into C

Name: Edward 2005-06-10 3:11

Hello people.

Quick question for you pedagogues out there...

I'm planning on learning some C as an introductory language, having done just a bit of basic and html in my youth, and having knowledge of algorithms from mathematics.

Does anyone have any pointers to some good books or sites for C (books preferred)?
By "good" I mean neophyte-friendly and easy to read.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 6:51

>>36
doesn't test for fork return codes

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 7:08


import java.anus;
import java.net.*

Poster poster = new Poster(41);
Anus anus = anusFactory.getAnus(poster);
anus.hax();

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 7:36


#include "entity.h"
#include "poster.h"
#include "anus.h"
#include "haxing.h"

Entity* entity = ent_by_num(42);
assert( entity && POSTER == entity->type );
Poster* poster = (Poster*)entity;
assert( poster && poster->anus );
hax( &poster->anus );

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 7:46

import Anus
import Anus.Haxing

main = do
  anus <- getAnus (post 44)
  hax anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 10:25

#include <stdio.h> // include standard output/input functions
int main(void){ // main is a special function where the program always starts
    printf("This is the output function.");
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 10:41

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<instruction xmlns="urn:GRUNNUR" xmlns:shiichan="http://dis.4chan.org/">
    <action type="hax">
        <shiichan:thread id="1118385778">
            <shiichan:post id="45">
                <anus />
            </shiichan:post>
        </shiichan:thread>
    </action>
    <reason><![CDATA[
Before you can
hax anii, you must first learnBBCODE
    ]]>
    </reason>
</instruction>

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 10:55

"hax" < main
{
  main ->
    stef(;)
    stofn
      hax(;1118385778,46),
    stofnlok

}
*
{
  hax ->
    stef(;t,p)
    stofn
      skrifastreng(;"Anus haxed."),
    stofnlok
}
*
"GRUNNUR"
;

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 12:15

helo world

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 15:25

>>47
The best part of waking up, there's "GRUNNUR" in your cup.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 16:27

>>46
I am intrigued by your design for webservice powered Shiichan. May I please see the XML Schema definitions for your messages?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 17:19

>>50
It is available at urn:GRUNNUR.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 10:38

C is fucking overrated. Just learn Haskell instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 10:55

>>52
from the motherfucking haskell website, http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Lazy_evaluation:
>Non-strict semantics allows to bypass undefined values (e.g. results of infinite loops) and this way it also allows to process formally infinite data.
>allows to bypass
>allows to bypass

obviously, haskell is for intelligent people :) lol

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-17 11:02

>>53
it refers to 'you'. There is no error
 Non-strict semantics allows (you) to bypass undefined value

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 11:38

I'm not sure if it's an actual error, but I would regard it as bad style, since 'allow' should take a direct object. In addition, the verb form 'allows' and later pronoun 'it' disagree with the plurality of 'non-strict semantics'. I prefer “Having non-strict semantics allows bypassing undefined values …” or “Non-strict semantics allow bypassing undefined values …”.

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IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 13:05

>>55
"Semantics" is both the singular and plural forms of "semantics".
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/semantics

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-17 13:18

>>56
Except there is a http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/semantic

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 13:22

>>57
So?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 14:09

>>56
>>58
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/40415

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 8:23

Site with both c++ and c tutorials, pretty basic but enjoy.
http://www.cprogramming.com/tutorial.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 19:31

>>57
I bet you post on Slashdot a lot.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 3:13

>>61
Rarely. I don't have much interest in discussion within these news stories.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 7:45

>>62
You're a little dump. I say this for all meanings of dump.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 10:08

>>61
The user you requested does not exist, no matter how much you wish this might be the case.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 10:11

>>64
My Slashdot comments can be viewed at: http://slashdot.org/~Frozen+Void/


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 10:13

He probably posts as AC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 10:22

>>65
It seems that no one cares about your comments on Slashdot, either.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 10:26

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 10:51

>>67
Since i opened my blog ,i don't particularly care about my Slashdot comments: Blogs are superior form of communicating  your opinion/info then posting on a moderated forum.Plus you can't comment old slashdot stories.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 15:20

>>67,68
Quit giving him the attention he craves.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 23:34

>>70
Frozen Void (831218) is all alone in the world.1

1: http://slashdot.org/~Frozen+Void/friends

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:33

Other hand if OP   is planning on   using DirectShow for   actually playing the   Game RULE 2.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 1:08

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 22:41

DIVE INTO ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 13:49

>>75
Jesus Christ, you colossal faggot, stop raising my hopes for a hidden discussion in old threads by saged spam.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 23:28

>>76
Sorry for raising your hopes, but I just had to snatch these dubs.

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