Is Assembly Language worth learning?

I've heard that learning assembly language is a good way to become a better computer programmer. Is this true? Is it worth the effort? Does anybody have any suggestions on this subject?

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>>79
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touring-complete

I agree with this thread.

I think im touring Japanese

>>84
I lol'd

>>85
Why?

>>86
For no Reason at all.

>>87
Good, I thought I'd have to send you back to /b/.

>>88
Oh, please don't be ridiculous.

Assembly is essential. What are you, a computer EXPERT or a lame enterprise Java coder? It's obviously worth the effort.

>>90
Oh sorry, I hadn't noticed this is a three-year-old thread. Disregard that, things have changed now, assembly don't mean shit.

>>91
Disregard that, I suck Sussman's cock.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the sussman'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'I put on my robe and wizard hat' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Sussman or Abelson and I start to hum the SICP theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless EXPERT PROGRAMMER. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my sussman leg. It ruins the fantasy.

The program to included   Celsius to Kelvin   Celsius to Rankine.

yes, ASM is worth learning

Learn assembler for virtual machines.

>>95,96
I agree wiNECROBUMPING MOTHERFUCKERS

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