Best Programming Language to start with?

Hello peeps. As someone who hasn't been lucky enough to be immersed into the world of programming when he was young, and has a hard time getting into it with net ressources, I need an easy and fast-learning language to start off with.

Any recommendations? Cheers!

Start with Squeak/Smalltalk. Even kids can code in Squeak. Don't learn an immediately useful language first otherwise you'll mess yourself up.