Best Programming Language to start with?

Hello peeps. As someone who hasn't been lucky enough to be immersed into the world of programming when he was young, and has a hard time getting into it with net ressources, I need an easy and fast-learning language to start off with.

Any recommendations? Cheers!

It looks like some people here don't quite understand the concept of "first language".

And no, Java isn't a good first language. I pity the poor sods who "wanna program", never bother to learn a thing, then go to uni and have to learn Java first. If you're one of them, F* off.

Oh, and lol >>14.