Well, the clever people at Anamitech came up with this rather clever box. We plug these wires in to the sockets on the dog’s cheeks, here and here, slip the harness over the back of the head behind the ears and press the green button. The once odor deprived canine can now ’smell’ through a series of 20 microprocessors all stimulating cells within the brain using minute pulses that work together to replicate the dog’s ability to ‘re-assign’, if you like, an objects DNA. Past association to that certain scent structure can now be recalled from deep within the dog’s subconscious. In layman’s terms, it’s a bit like an air conditioning unit/video player that captures smells and chooses which memory to play to back the dog in order for it to recognise the scent.
Why is his head on the floor? Is he recalling memories?
No. That’s because at the moment the box weighs in at about 200kg
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Anonymous2008-03-05 14:30
The truth is a lie.
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Anonymous2008-03-05 15:35
Wow, this must have been what /prog/ was like before everyone read SICP and achieved satori. I don't see one expert bbcode programmer.