Random things that piss you off about C++

I hate how function declarations and function definitions usually don't look the same. For example

Declaration:
virtual void doShit()

Definition:
void MyNamespace::MyClass::doShit()

If you can't use strcpy, memset, memcpy, malloc, free etc. without causing segfaults and you're not a noob to programming CONGRAGULATIONS YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD!!!

Seriously don't ever use any programming language ever again.

If you can't use MOV, Jcc, STOSB, CMP, STI, FADD etc. without causing double exceptions and you're not noob to programming CONGRAGULATIONS YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD!!!

Seriously don't ever use any programming language ever again.