Random things that piss you off about C++

I hate how function declarations and function definitions usually don't look the same. For example

Declaration:
virtual void doShit()

Definition:
void MyNamespace::MyClass::doShit()

>>18, it's people like you who are the reason Bill Gates wipes his ass with gold bullion.

>>17, yeah, Inform's amazing amounts of awesome is part of the reason there are so many shitty games out there. People need to learn how to write before they get all caught up in the idea that OMG EASTEREGGS you can put Snake into an adventure game.